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About Me

Making this page seemed like a really good idea at the time, but now I'm not so sure. Huh.

Anyway, I guess I will write important stuff.

Can I be your facebook friend?
Only if you know me in real life. If you try to find me and introduce yourself so that we can be facebook friends, then I still won't be your facebook friend, but I will give you an autographed restraining order.

Are you on twitter?
No, I'm not really sure how twitter works. Yes, I got bored the other day and made a twitter. I post things that are crazy but too small to become a blog post.

Are you a time-traveler?
No, that seems way too paradox-y.

What's the hardest thing about being a college student?
Having random bouts of "I'm an adult and I make my own decisions now", which almost invariably ends with me purchasing books I don't need and jars of overpriced dark chocolate peanut butter.